During Couture Week this season I tried to stalk some shows, fail! This is where the Maison Martin Margiela show was happening. I got as far as the white lab coated greeter at the entrance. She wouldn't even let me take a picture of her.

Jester Style

Such adventurous and fun style. Model, Tati, at Url Pickens.

Black Layers

I met Shu Pei at the Url Pickens' show, I was her dresser. She was so sweet and friendly. Originally from China, she is now living in NYC. After the show, she was off to a shoot with Vogue China.

Url Pickens

Beautiful models at the Url Pickens show a few weeks ago. Look at those hands.

Girl Talk.

The higher the heels, the closer to God.


La Fart de NoWay

Frickin' cutest cat in the world, there was a bunch of new little kitties at La Ferme de NoƩ. The kitties and the girls I volunteered with were the only redeeming qualities the place. Don't go there. The death witch of Melanoma runs the place.

These were the girls I volunteered with: Esther (what the heck happening to Esther in this photo? She's from Toronto, you can see her in the picture below), Ashley, Shana (from Kansas) and Jenny (from Belgium). Here we are enjoying the national drink of Trets (the town closest to the Fart, just under an hour walking), Monaco, its beer, limonade and strawberry syrup.

As there was no bus out of Trets on Sundays, picnicking became one of my favourite activities on the Sabbath day.


The exciting thing about beaches in France is that you can take your top off, air out your tits a little bit. Last weekend I was in Marseille following my incarceration at La Fart de NoWay (more on that later). Such a great bustling city, but it was unbearably hot and the sun was releasing all the piss smells baked into the rocks. The only way to escape was into th Mediterranean Sea, and escape I did, hoping unto the 9am ferry, I landed on the beautiful island of Frioul.

Looks like the Louis Vuitton don was also on the ferry.

These trees were really neat, I've never seen anything like them, it seems like they were growing out of aloe plants.
I tried to touch some cactus, I got stabbed and ended up with a bunch of splinters in my finger.

Ps. I don't know why the pictures are so blurry, if you click on them it gets better.